I find it fascinating how the male brain is hard-wired to be completely unable to watch a woman eat a phallic-shaped fruit without it resulting in an erection. Watch, I'll just peel it open, and... tease you relentlessly. Watch my lips, my tongue, enveloping, swirling, sliding.. It's my specialty, after all. You won't need the whole 5 minutes for this one before you make a mess in your pants.