You think you're allowed to masturbate like a normal guy? Absolutely not. You don't deserve to touch your cock any more. The only thing you deserve is to hump this inanimate object like this pillow. So you're going to get yourself a nice, fluffy pillow and you're going to assume the positions I specify. You're going to hump it like the ineffectual lover that you are, and you're going to jizz into your plush little pal on my command. This is your life now, understand?