Your sexuality isn't straight, gay, or bi: it's pathetic. You are the lowest of the low, aren't you? A total jerk off addict whose needs are filled by the constant tug of his dick as he watches porn. You choose masturbation over real intimacy at every chance you get and your obsession with women like me-- who will never love you-- only grows stronger. But I'm not here to help you, I'm just here to make you obsession permanent.