Having lived in China for a while, and being fluent in Chinese dialects, Lina has a sneaking suspicion that her foot technician Evan might not be as Asian as he claims to be. The one phrase Evan gets right is the only one he needs; when Lina asks him to snack on her size 9s, Evan jumps right in! But why stop there, the fun's just getting started! And it'll only end once Evan drops his ancient Chinese load right on Lina's toes!